Sarah Roemer:
Sarah Roemer
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Information:
Name: Sarah Roemer
Born: 1984-08-28
Height: 1.71
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Filmography:
Hachiko: A Dog's Story (2009), Max on Set: Disturbia... An Inside Look (2007), Current TV (2005), Asylum (2008), Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)
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Troy Aikman:
Troy Aikman
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Information:
Name: Troy Aikman
Born: 1966-11-21
Height: 1.93
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Filmography:
NFL on FOX (1994), Before They Were Pros (1997), ABC News Nightline (2005), NFL Monday Night Football (1996), Pardon the Interruption (2007)
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Jeremy Jordan:
Jeremy Jordan Naked
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Information:
Name: Jeremy Jordan
Born: 1973-09-19
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
ABC Afterschool Specials (1994), The Absent (2009), Beavis and Butt-Head (1993), Gagay: Prinsesa ng brownout (1993), Leather Jacket Love Story (1997)
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Customer: What is this fly
doing in my
alphabet soup?
Waiter: Probably learning to read.
ThunderBradwenhv
Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a
steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
FerminKirklylG
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
Christmas bell!
Just take these pills - and, if they don't work,
give me a ring!
RichieBernardasFq
How many editors does it take to change a
light
bulb?
Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire
building.
GeovanniChasonaT
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an elephant.
Girl: You
obviously haven't met my Aunt
BailyBuchananRr
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid
burned out light bulb?
DekeWestinzm
What did the hurricane say to
the palm
tree?
-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary
breeze
CroftenDaytoncW
Q: How many Sound Recordists
does it
take to screw in a light bulb?
A: WHAT?
TexKarrJk
Two paratrooper
recruits in a
plane:
- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a
parachute.
- Is it mandatory to wear it?
- Sure. It's raining
outside.
FillmoreEsequielGG
Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
meetings.
ChamPeregrineZI