Mark Ruffalo:
Mark Ruffalo Naked
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Information:
Name: Mark Ruffalo
Born: 1967-11-22
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Making of a Teen Dream (2004), 10th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (2004), On the 2nd Day of Christmas (1997), Sunday Morning Shootout (2008), Rough Trade (1992)
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Toby Stephens:
Toby Stephens Naked
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Information:
Name: Toby Stephens
Born: 1969-04-21
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
The Rising: Ballad of Mangal Pandey (2005), Die Another Day: From Script to Screen (2002), Robin Hood (2009), Photographing Fairies (1997), RSC Meets USA: Working Shakespeare (2005)
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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
China when it was just ok
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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound
dog
in your kitchen?
Eat out.
SkellyLambretki
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
baby in the
world?
She didn't push the pram - she pulled it.
ViktorTulleyuK
A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't
serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number
twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies
the barman.
ThorleyCaradogkX
Young Bradley arrived at his date's
house wearing a shirt that had water
dripping from it.
"What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is
soakin' wet?"
"Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH
AND WEAR."
KaganWhitmoorOL
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first
week at spring
training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
DamhAdongj
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Fred (surprised):
Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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What do you get if you cross a duck with a
firework ?
A firequaker !
FerminKirklylG
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
No
problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.
You must have
a very large chicken house.
AloDeaclanbt
Did you hear about the race horse that was so
late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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