Drake Bell:
Drake Bell Nude
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Information:
Name: Drake Bell
Born: 1986-06-27
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Dragonworld: The Legend Continues (1999), So Little Time (2002), Minor Adjustments (1995), The View (2007), Caroline in the City (1999)
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Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. That is why
their kids pretend to shoot each
other with dolls.
BeornhamJarengo
Men are like vacuum
cleaners.
They're not
much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
WestonMartynez
A small two-seater Cessna
152 plane
crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central
Poland. Polish
search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far
and
expect that number to climb as digging continues into the
evening.
ArchambaultLindelyx
Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
Harry:
"My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning."
Fred: "So
what?"
Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband.
You know,
one of the men I've been telling you about'."
NoreisCarverNx
Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.
AndreyGotthardoe
What do you call a
big white bear
with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !
DavionLlawrsp
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?
Because
if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
KrisoijnBlainhh
What happened when the girl dressed as
a
spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They couldn't stir
without her.
StormDarbaJ
What do you get if you cross a dog with a
blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !
GowyrKennOR
"When I saw you driving down the
road, I
guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat
that makes me look that
old."
LyndonSalemYL